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British people be like
*wakes up during a heart transplant*
Right what’s all this then
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Small seduction lessons:
- be in love with your life
- accentuate your neck and shoulders
- lightly run your fingers through your hair while talking to your lover
- have a sultry signature scent
- leave something for imagination
- make coy eye contact
- genuine smiles are charming
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Some of you never spent your formative years as a disembodied soul tethered to a suit of armor and it really shows
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“i’m sad i wasn’t born in the era of -” bitch do it! if you like love letters, write them! if you like poodle skirts, wear them! society is imploding as we watch on in abject horror! do whatever you want!
Time to buy a guillotine
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